Quiz!

__Dementia Quiz__ __B__ __elow are four ( 4 ) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing. They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly. To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time, but instead, answer each of them immediately ..__

__OK?__

__Let's find out just how clever you really are....__

__Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )__

__First Question__ __:

Y__ __ou are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?__

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__Answer__ __: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place! Try not to screw up next time.. Now answer the second question, but__ __don't take as much time__ __as you took for the first question, OK?__

__Second Question__ __:__ __I__ __f you overtake the last person, then you are...?__ __(scroll down)__

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__Answer__ __: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??__

__You're not very good at this, are you?__

__Third Question__ __:__ __V__ __ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only..__ __Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator__ __.__ __Try it.__

__Take__ __1000__ __and add__ __40__ __to it. Now add another__ __1000!__ __Now add__ __30__ __. Add another__ __1000__ __. Now add__ __20__ __. Now add another__ __1000 .. Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for the correct answer..... __

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__Did you get__ __5000__ __?__ __The correct answer is actually 4100__ __..__ __If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!__ __Today is definitely not your day, is it ?__

__Maybe you'll get the last question right..... Maybe....__

__Fourth Question__ __:__ __Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?__

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__Did you Answer Nunu?__ __NO!__ __Of course it isn't.__ __Her name is__ __Mary__ __you idiot! Read the question again!__

__Okay, now the Bonus round,__ __i.e., a final chance to redeem yourself:__

__A__ __mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?__

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__It's really very simple He opens his mouth and asks for it...__

__Does your employer actually pay you to think??__

__If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!__

__PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE! Have a nice day, one and all.__